Floral dresses hangin` on my wall 
Next to my bathrobe. 
I wish I could wear the short, yeah. 
It would be really neat, 
But my butt is too big... 
I`ll settle for the long one. 
Have to wear the long one. 
Saw these shoes at Pic `n` Pay or Payless. 
I never could tell the two stores a part. 
Well, these shoes were neat, but they 
Wouldn`t fit my feet. 
`Cause my size is a ten... 
I`ll buy a bigger pair. 
`Cause my feet are big. 
Golden scrunchie sitting in my drawer. 
I can put my hair in it. 
But I wouldn`t dare wear it `cause it went 
Out in ninety-two. 
But I`m hoping it may... 
Come on back in style. 
`Cause I have hair now.