I`ll Be That Girl — текст песни (Barenaked Ladies)

If I were you
And I wish that I were you
All the things I`d do
To make myself turn blue

I suppose
I`d start by removing all my clothes
Tie my pantyhose
Around my neck

I`ll be that girl
And you would be right over

If I were a field, you would be in clover
If I were the sun, you would be in shadow
And if I had a gun, there`d be no tomorrow

If you will not have me as myself
Perhaps as someone else
Perhaps as you
I’ll be worth noticing

Then even a eunuch won`t resist
The magic of a kiss
From such is me

I`ll be that girl
And you would be right over

If I were a field, you would be in clover
If I were the sun, you would be in shadow
If I had a gun, there`d be no tomorrow

It`s time to kick off your shoes
Learn how to choose sadness
It`s time to throw off those chains
Addle our brains with madness

Cause we`ve got plenty of time
To grow old and die
But when at last your beauty’s faded
You`ll be glad that I have waited for you

When you`re done
With being beautiful and young
When that course is run
Then come to me

I`ll be that girl
You would be right over

If I were a field, you would be in clover
If I were the sun, you would be in shadow
If I had a gun, there`d be no tomorrow

There`d be no tomorrow
There`d be no tomorrow
There`d be no tomorrow
There`d be no tomorrow
There`d be no tomorrow