Double Team — текст песни (Tenacious D)

[spoken]
Damn, a hard day`s rockin`. Better slip off ma shoes.
Maybe give a little stretch, and a bend.
Dip m`toe to jacuzzi, baby. Slip out this book:
The Buttress of Windsor. Ho ho ho, who`s this? How`s it goin`?
[sung]
That`s the first thin` I say to you.
How`s it goin`? Are you flowin`?
Listen honey,
Thinkin` `bout a couple things to say to you,
Showin`, growin`,
Man I`d like to place my hand
upon your fuckin` sexy ass and squeeze.
And squeeze!

Take off your blouse,
And your underpants,
Then take a look,
`Cause here me and KG come naked,
Out of the side-hatch,
With the oils and perfume and incense.
Now you`re groovin`,
Put on a cool `70s groove.
A funky groove to fuck to.
A funky groove to fuck to.

Me, me and KG,
It`s all about sex supreme,
We likes to cream jeans. (sex)
Have you ever been worked on
By two guys who are hot for your snatch? (sex)
That`s what I`m offerin` you.
You step into our room,
And then you smell the perfume,
You lay upon our roundish bed,
And then you feel a tickling on your head.
It`s KG with the feather and the French tickler,
Look out baby he got the tools.
And then you feel sumpin` down by your feet.
It`s me, it`s JB, I`m suckin` upon your toes.

We don`t mind sucking on toes!
Good luck finding a boyfriend who sucks toe, ow!
Havin` sex with me and KG,
Now you`re talkin` double team supreme.

Let`s roll!
Oh!
[2-part:] Ahh, oh!

What! Yeah! Huh! Nah! Oh!
Ah, that`s it, that`s right, ohmygah, oh-I-think-I`m-gonna, Ohh!
Deht! Deht! Eeee!
...Splooge!

[spoken]
That was the one.

[KG:] Hail Satan!
[JB:] Hail Satan!
[KG:] Hail Satan!
[JB:] Hail Satan!