Time Off For Bad Behavior — текст песни (confederate railroad)

I`m up and gone everyday at dawn just a workin` like a regular dog
To keep the woman and the water and the lights and the phone turned on
I`ve been sayin` Yes sir all day at work, I`ve been sayin` Yes maam at home
Savin` up my cuss words and keepin` `em under my tongue

CHORUS
I need a little time off for bad behavior
The devil in me done been asleep too long
I need a little time off for bad behavior
It looks like I been too good for too long

Well I went to a company party, I didn`t even drink enough to get high
I met a preppy little wimp I shoulda whipped but I let him slide
Ol` Hambone McGraw got the law paid off dealing blackjack Saturday nights
And I could triple my take-home pay if it weren`t for my wife

REPEAT CHORUS

I got a number on my mind that I been a fightin` off the urge to call
A hot, hell-raisin` blonde bomb with a Southern drawl
Some good-old boys called collect from Mississippi, said the fishin` been a missin` me
And I could sure get it up for a smoke and a Delta Queen

REPEAT CHORUS & TAG