someone please save us, us college kids!
what my parents told me is what i did
they said go to school and be a college kid
but in the end i question why i did
i`m poor, i`m starving, i`m flat broke, i`ve got no cash to spend
sell all my books for front row tickets to dave matthews band
my girlfriend`s at another school, i know this year will test her
i called, found out she had three other boyfriends last semester
and that`s why i say
oh no! not for me, not for me
call it torture, call it university
no! arts and crafts is all i need
i`ll take calligraphy and then i`ll make a fake degree
80 grand later i found out that all that i had learned
is that you should show up to take your finals and your midterms
the party scene is kinda mean, i think it`s sick and twisted
the navy showed up at my dorm and claimed that i enlisted
and that`s why i say
oh no! not for me, not for me
call it torture, call it university
no! arts and crafts is all i need
i`ll take calligraphy and then i`ll make a fake degree
don`t get excited. she`ll say no without a doubt you see
and i`ve decided college girls just won`t go out with me
they make me nervous and they always catch me off my guard
like cell phone services i drop out cause college is too hard
it`s time to call my father
cause it`s his alma mater
good grades aren`t what they seem
i think he knows the dean
it`s time to call my father
cause it`s his alma mater
he says he`s proud of me
but college always was his dream
and i would always say it`s not for me
oh no! not for me, not for me
call it torture, call it university
no! arts and crafts is all i need
i`ll take calligraphy and then i`ll make a fake degree
someone please save us, us college kids!
what my parents told me is what i did
they said go to school and be a college kid
but in the end i question why i did
do what will make you happy
do what you feel is right
only but one thing matters
learn how to live your life
[in background:]
(phi, beta, delta, cappa
someone please save us, us college kids!
what my parents told me is what i did
they said go to school and be a college kid
but in the end i question why i did)
do what will make God happy
do what you feel is right
only but one thing matters
learn how to live your life
