My Vagina — текст песни (nofx)

My vagina has two sets of lips, but I don`t got monthly blood drips
My vagina hardly even used
My vagina got lot`s of extra skin, they took my outtie and made it an in
Changing donnie into Marie Osmand

Operation successful, but now I gotta pee threw a miniature hole
Gotta remember to put the seat down and when I wipe my ass
I go from front to back Cause I don`t want to get a bladder infection

I never thought I`d miss my vas deferance
I trade it in for a pair of huge cans
Now I get to hang with lesbians

Operation paid up front
Now I show all my friend my new designer cunt
They think I`m kinda weird but that`s ok with me
Cause now I kick their ass playing from the ladies tee
There`s nothing finer than having a vagina