Schmoozphisus the Great — текст песни (diesel boy)

We`re going out tonight its time to kick some ass / My wallets full of green and I got my backstage pass / I`ll smile and smoke a lot, can I buy you another drink? / Lets talk about my band, we`re amazing don`t you think? / I`ll kiss your ass to get anything / I gots to have me that brass ring / And forget your name / But that`s just how we play this game / Why should I bust my ass if you can help me out? / I`ll just keep sniffing the butts of anyone with clout / Pretty soon I`ll make it big with all the schmoosing that I do / And when you need a hand I`ll piss all over you