The Golden Rule — текст песни (Gilbert O`sullivan)

I wouldn`t be glad wouldn`t be sad
I wouldn`t be good if I knew what I could
And I hate to go
But I must you know
Duty calls
Niagara Falls
See it go down
As it falls on the ground
And gets up again
At the count of ten
I would like everyone here to repeat after me
Something of which I know nothing about
Namely that which I will tell you
(That which I will tell you)
I`m going to school breaking a rule
I`m going around in a pityful frown
`Coz I didn`t pass (came)
Bottom of the class (Oh! what a shame)
Teacher was mad
So was me dad
Took off his belt
And without any help
Really hit me hard
Where I`d stuck a card
Thick I may be but a fool I am certainly not
Always remember the golden rule
When in no doubt get a car out
And while you`re there how about...
Fetching me one of those pneumatic drills
Boy! I really love the sound that they make
So good for the pains and aches of life in general
Don`t be such a miser
At the most a fiver`s all you pay
Many`s the time
I have wondered about what it is
I want you all to repeat after me
Something I know you know I know
(Something I know you know I know)
I wouldn`t behold wouldn`t be cold
I wouldn`t be here if it wasn`t for my
Dear old mum and dad
And the fun they had
Early one night
Dad put out the light
Got hold of me mum
Said he wanted a son
And as you can see
The result was me
Somebody told me once money does not grow on trees
Well if that`s true then how do you explain
Apples oranges and lemons
Not forgetting melons