Why I Hate Pop (Skit) — текст песни (Carnagie)

Damn, people always ask me Why do you hate pop so much
And I sit and wonder why do I hate pop
Probably cause boy bands can`t sing, can`t dance, shit the music sucks
Lou Pearlman says it`s a pretty face, that means 10 year old
girls across America say it is
Damn, Diane Warren writing these crappy songs for them, shit
they don`t even write their own shit
And when they do its just repetitive nonsense
Damn, Britney Spears or Easy Slut, Christina Aguiler or 5 cent whore,
Mandy Moore shit what a slut and she ain`t even legal driving age
But I don`t give a fuck
I`m just answering the question people always asking, Why do I hate pop?
Cause it sucks