Parody of We Are the World by USA For Africa (M. Jackson/L. Ritchie) Brockman Music (ASCAP) Warner Timberlake Music Corp. (BMI)
New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd (No Relation), Bruce Burch, & Daniel Sarenana, BLT Publishing (BMI) Bruce Burch Music (SESAC) Daniel Sarenana Publishing Designee
*=CTJ as Michael Jackson
+="Lisa Marie"
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**="Michael" spoken
++="Lisa Marie" talking
~=Final announcer
*There comes a time when inquiring minds must know
Just why we have come together as one
There are rumors flying
Even LaToya`s psychic line
Could not predict that you would marry me
**Take it Lisa Marie
+You couldn`t go on pretending day by day
That you were really the King
You`re more feminine than me
From plastic surgery
And Liz was old and overweight so you chose me
We own the world we got gazillions
*You wear the pants I`ll wear the glove and LOVE the children
+I`ll teach you scientology
Move to Memphis Tennessee
*I swear we`re gonna have more clout than Bill and Hillary
*Oh Priscilla was mad
She said your dad
Was weird enough
+But even Elvis didn`t try to buy the elephant man
*He gave away big Cadillacks
Ate cheeseburgers by the stacks
+And left me a bloody fortune no you get half
We own the world that`s why we`re grinning
And if you hear a whirling sound it`s Elvis spinning
+Ah he`s turning over in his grave
His face has turned blue suede
*And if he ain`t really dead this`ll kill him now
+We haven`t kissed so far we`ve just held hands
The only ride you`ve given me was at Disneyland
*Waa waa wellllllllll there`s people suing
Oh they`re trying to make me pay
I`ve had to hire more lawyers than OJ
We own the world
Neverland and Graceland
Bubbles the Chimp can have the jungle room to play in
+I`ll learn to do the moonwalk too
*And if my nose should come unglues
Or my hair should catch on fire you`ll come to my rescue
We own the world
+He loves me tender
Even though I`m still not sure about his gender
*I guess that I`m a cross between Janet and Jermaine
+And I`m a hunka hunka burnin` love straight from the King
ooo
**Lisa Marie when do you think we can uh constipate our marriage
++Well as soon as ya stop grabbing yourself honey
**Ha ha ha oh Lisa Marie you`re such a Thriller
++Aw thank you
Thank you very much
~Ladies and gentlemen Lisa Marie and Michael have just BOUGHT the building
