Parody of "Honey I`m Home" by Shania Twain (S. Twain/R. J. Lange) Universal Music Publishing Group (BMI)/Zomba Music Publishing (BMI)
New lyrics & music by Cledus T. Judd/Chris Clark, Cledus Crap Anthems (SESAC)/Of Music (SESAC)
Let`s get jiggy with it
Uh OHHH
My front won`t crank
I owe the bank
I`m gonna pay em back but right now I can`t
My record went gold half a million sold
My wallet was fat
But I spent all that
(All that)
Just when I bought
Things I couldn`t afford
Now Uncle Sam`s knocking on my door
All that stress I`m so depressed
Do not mess with the IRS.
Loan shark says its time to pay
Says I got till the end of the day
Nothing left to do but pray
Pray
(He`ll)
Give
(Me)
One more day
Shania I`m broke
I need help right away
I blew what little bit of money I made
You and me where on C.M.T.
So why can`t I seem to make ends meet
Radio Shack keeps a billing me
They say their gonna repo my color TV
Pick up the phone
Throw the man a loan
Say
(You`ll)
Pay
Shania I`m Broke
I`m poor as hell
Can`t ya tell
That`s why I`ve got my house for sale
I try in vain
But it`s not the same
I just can`t emulate Mutt Lange
Have you got a place that I can stay
Maybe just for a couple days
Check with Mutt see if it`s ok
Say
(The)
Word
(I`m)
On my way
Shania I`m broke
And I need a pay day
If you got an extra million send a little my way
If Shania was mine didn`t make me a dime
So I had to steal your song just one more time
Look-y who`s back it`s Cledus T.
I know ya thought you`d heard the last of me
This aint no joke
Your my only hope
Pay
(To-)
Day
Shania I`m broke
Aww write a check will ya
Hey Shaina I tell ya what I`ll do if ya let me borrow $135 dollars
To pay my stretch Yugo payment
I`ll give you four free hair cuts and a bang trim
And even sing backgrounds on your next record
(HEY-EY-EY)
Shania I`m broke
I`m ashamed to say
That Super Bowl bet didn`t go my way
Won`t ya please buy my new CD
Or I`ll be filing bankruptcy
All my creditors are suing me
I owe back taxes from 93
I know your home so pick up the phone
Pay
Me today
Shania I`m broke
I`m broke
Man I`m broke
