Crack the whip and smash the panes 
And lash the laggard while he strains 
And then when no one else remains 
For the road to heaven 
No one else to scream and shout 
And kick the bloody windows out 
Off to Paddy`s heaven 
chorus: Lock the doors and strip the plough 
Paddy must be going now 
On the road and God knows how 
Off to Paddy`s Heaven 
Here`s a nice one from the start 
Kick the bugger`s life apart 
And then I`ll add with all my heart 
On the road to heaven 
And believe me when I say 
Come again another day 
You`ll see me duck and weave and pray 
All for Paddy`s Heaven 
And whatever is my name 
Surrogates will take the blame 
And others still will feel the pain 
On the road to heaven 
And while they wander in the night 
I`ll sit and watch the pale moonlight 
And in my bed all tucked up tight 
I`ll dream of Paddy`s heaven 
And if should come as comes to all 
That someday others hear the call 
They may rise and I may fall 
And burn in Paddy`s heaven.