My Cellmate Thinks I`m Sexy — текст песни (Cledus T. Judd)

Parody of "She Thinks My Tractor`s Sexy" by Kenny Chesney (Paul Overstreet/Joe Collins), Scarlett Moon Musin (admin. by CMI)/EMI Blackwood Music, Inc./Jelinda Music (BMI)
New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd/Chris Clark, Cledus Crap Anthems (SESAC)/Of Music, Inc. (SESAC)

Hi-Ho Silver AWAY

After my show thought I`d have a little fun
Hopped on a horse Lord he sure could run
Well I got a butt kickin when the police finally caught me

Give me back my horse

Not a moment too soon Tim McGraw jumped in
Did his best Jackie Chan got a cop on the chin
Now I don`t understand why they`s arresting me

My cellmate thinks I`m sexy
I really turn him on
He`s always staring at me
When them guards are gone

I`m running out of cigarettes
He`s asking me to dance
He say`s I`m looking good
In these orange pants
I really wish Tim McGraw was here to protect me…
My cellmate thinks I`m sexy…

I`d give anything to be back on my bus
I`m hiding in my bunk but he`s climbing on up
Swears all he wants me to do is sing him one of my songs

Says he`s got a dream I`m afraid of what it is
You`re never gonna see me on a horse after this
I only get one call I hope Faith is home

Answer the phone

My cellmate thinks I`m sexy
He just won`t leave me alone
He`s blowing kisses at me
And I`m a duckin` `em all

I hate to break it to him
I`m in no mood for romance
What part of NO don`t this fool understand
I`m in big trouble if someone don`t come and get me
My cellmate thinks I`m sexy

Well one day behind bars is long enough
Cause when I drop that soap oh his eyes light up

My cellmate thinks I UH
My cellmate thinks I`m sexy
I really turn him on
My name is Kenny Chesney
This ain`t nowhere I belong

Me and Tim`s in trouble
Buddy one thing is for sure
George Strait`s gonna kick us off his George Strait Tour
I`d call Tracy Lawrence but he`s in the next cell beside me
My cellmate thinks I`m sexy

My Cellmate Thinks I`m sexy

UH

I had him from hello

WAZZUP!!!!!!