Let`s Burn One — текст песни (Cledus T. Judd)

Cledus T. Judd/Chris "P. Cream" Clark/ Cledus Crap Anthems(SESAC)/Of Music, Inc. (SESAC)

I got a buddy named Stacy Fay
He`s been known to stay up for days
Pulls the shades and locks himself in the house
Sits in his room with his hand on his mouse
His phone`s been busy now for over a week
So I dropped by to see what in Sam Hell is going on

And here`s what he said to me:
Come on in and let`s burn one Cledus
No need to go to the record store
I`ve got every song that you`re looking for
On my PC
And they`re all free
Just click and download you some MP3s Presto you can make your own CDs
I`ll show you how it`s done
Fire up the computer and let`s burn one

Before my eyes could not believe my ears
Every song ever sung in the last fifty years
He made me Conway Twitty`s greatest hits
And threw in the Flock Of Seagulls for the flock of it
Time sure flies when you`re burning one
It was three A. M. when I got home
My wife was mad at me
Till I gave her that CD
With a mix of her favorite songs

And I said
Lemme show ya how to burn one baby
No need to go to the record store
I found every song you`re looking for on the PC
Even got me
No you won`t ever find me downloading porn
Just Haggard and Jones, Limp Bizkit and Korn
And I could use some Brooks and Dunn
So Fire up the computer and let`s burn one

Country jazz rap and pop
A lotta Bocephus and a little Kid Rock
And like Toby says "Get`chya some
Fire up the computer and let`s burn one

I don`t know if it`s wrong I ain`t saying it`s right
But I`d sure love to hear some Metallica tonight
And I`m a little low on funds
So fire up the computer and let`s burn one

Fire It up