Just Another Day In Parodies — текст песни (Cledus T. Judd)

Parody of "Just Another Day In Paradise" by Phil Vassar (P. Vassar/Craig Wiseman)
New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd/Chris "P. Cream" Clark

Writers screamin
Phones ringin
My lawyer says that the mailman`s bringing me a stack of cease and desist
Man I`m getting sick and tired of this
After my last album
My accountant
Said I owed about a hundred thousand
In legal bills retainer fees
Wish everybody`d stop suing me
Cause all I did was take a hit song
Swear I didn`t know it
When I rewrote it
That I was doing anything wrong

Well if Phil Vassar`s mad at me
Well it`s just another day in parodies
Well there`s no song that`s safe from me
Well it makes sure, we`ll see
But I won`t get any royalties
Still I ask my label pretty please
Ooh oooh for just another day in parodies

I`m a big star
New cars
Never thought I`d take a joke this far
At the CMA`s I sit beside
Garth Brooks and his ex-wife
But lately seems like
I catch hell for every song I write
Funny videos I`ve done a few
Making people laugh is all I wanna do
But last might I had a bad dream
CMT banned me
GAC canned me
They won`t play no more comedy

Well lawsuits legalese
It`s just another day in parodies
But there`s nothing else I can really sing
I`ll take one of Faith`s Two of Tim`s
I always have good luck with them
That`s my very own recipe
Ooo
For just another day in parodies

If Shania Twain`s mad at me
It`s just another day in parodies
But deep down she want to be Cledus T
Cha-ching, cha-ching
I wish the cash register would ring
Oh I bet that Weird Al would agree
Ooo
It`s just another day in parodies
It`s just another day in parodies