Don`t Mess With America — текст песни (Cledus T. Judd)

Parody of "Only In America by Brooks & Dunn (Kix Brooks/Don Cook/Ronnie Rogers)
New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd/Chris "P. Cream" Clark

(U-S-A CHANT)

They never should have messed with New York City
Kha ha They don`t want none of old Uncle Sam
We stare right in the face of terror
And you know Lady Liberty still stands
With F-15s and our special forces
God bless everyone we sent
To defend freedom and our nation
And thank goodness Bush is our President...

CHORUS I
Don`t mess with America
Or we`ll beat you red, white, and blue...
Don`t mess with America
That`s the last thing that you want to do...
You already had your chance
Now we`re going to kick your a(bleep)s...
Don`t mess with America...

Bin Laden`s going down like a White House intern
(Cledus - spoken: Kind of sounded like Ronnie Dunn...didn`t I?)
And while we`re at it let`s get that nut Hussein...
When the threat of evil is finally silenced
You`ll hear how loud freedom can ring...

They started something we`re gonna finish
(George W. Bush: Those people who knocked these buildings down will hear all of us soon…)
And we won`t rest until that day
(GWB: We will not tire. We will not falter, and we will not fail.)
Everywhere you look you see them flags flying
(U-S-A CHANT)
(GWB: God bless America)
And what that stands for...ha ha...they can`t take that away
(GWB: My fellow Americans, let`s roll...)

CHORUS II
Don`t mess with America
Or we`ll beat you red, white, and blue...
Don`t mess with America
Bin Laden I`d hate to be you...
You don`t stand a chance
We`re going to open up a can of Whoop-a(bleep)s
Don`t mess with America...

I said
DON`T (bleep) with America
You`re over there and preaching about a holy war...
DON`T (bleep) with America
Ha! You`re gonna be full of holes when one of them Navy Seals finds ya…
DON`T (bleep) with America
And by the way get a beard trim.

(U-S-A CHANT)