She won`t come, just when you want it..
[Everlast]
Ya see I`m Irish, but I`m not a leprechaun
You wanna fight, then step up and we`ll get it on
You`ll get a right to the grill, I`m white and I ill
A decendant of Dublin with titanic skill
I ducked and I swing, next thing your jaw`s broken
Punk I ain`t jokin, you can bet you`ll be chokin
on a fist full of nuttin, meanwhile I`ll be puffin
on a fat blunt, what punk? You don`t know the half
Tryin to talk shit, man, please don`t make me laugh
These Irish eyes are smilin, I`m buckwhylin
The House of Pain is pumpin, start jumpin
Freak it, funk it, back seat trunk it
If you can`t get with it, you`ll wind up sweatin it
Then you`ll get a beatin just like an egg
It`s so hard to run when you got a broken leg
But we can have a run off, the House of Pain`ll come off
We got the cake that you`re tryin to get a crumb off
The Irish stylee, the Celtic jazz
No one has it, just us that`s it
If you try to take it, I got a big shileighly
I don`t have dreads cause I shave my head daily
You call me a skinhead, I call you a pin head
Yo, where you been man, just like the Tin Man
you got no heart, here comes the good part
I pick `em, buck `em, cut `em up, and buck `em down
No fuckin around, homeboy ya get clowned like Krusty
Trust me, you shouldn`t play.. and by the way
Chorus: Everlast + Cheech and Chong scratches
Top o` the mornin to ya.. What`s the hassle man?
Top o` the mornin to ya.. What`s the hassle man?
Top o` the mornin to ya.. What`s the hassle man?
Top o` the mornin to ya..
Hey, are you givin us a hassle man?
[Everlast]
Greetings, salutations
Peace to the Nations of Zulu and Islam
Crack the bottle, rev the throttle
Put the gear in, now you`re steerin
like Mario Andretti, so let me kick it
cause I can make a wicked - noise like a cricket
Rubbin his legs, my rhymes are like eggs
Allah`ll keep layin em, I`ll keep sayin em
This is the House of Pain, we`re far from plain
But we`re not fancy, Ron and Nancy
So Just Say No, but I say go
straight to Hell, I kiss and tell
So if you`re a hoe, all my friends know
What you gotta say? Let`s hit the hay
And have no delay, and yo, by the way..
Chorus
[Everlast]
Extra extra, read all about it
How could ya doubt it? Now scream and shout it!
The House of Pain, soon will reign
over the Hip-Hop scene in white gold and green
[Danny Boy]
I rip shit and backflip like a Jedi
I roll with the groove and I`m smooth and you can bet I
Come correct and get respect when I`m flowin
Collectin my dough, I got you`re girlfriend hoein
And how do I know that she`s sprung?
I know she`s sprung cause yo, the T`s hung.. like a
Shetland pony, gettin paid like Sony
So never ever try to play me out like a phony
Cause I can get real thick like a bowl of Malt-O-Meal
And by the way..
Chorus
