The Pirates That Don`t Do Anything — текст песни (Relient K)

we are the pirates we don`t do anything

we just stay at home, and lie around

and if you ask us, to do anything

we`ll just tell you, we don`t do anything



well I`ve never been to Greenland

and I`ve never been to Denver

and I`ve never buried treasure in ST Louie or ST Paul

and I`ve never been to Moscow

and I`ve never been to Tampa

and I`ve never been to Boston in the fall



we are the pirates we don`t do anything

we just stay at home, and lie around

and if you ask us, to do anything

we`ll just tell you, we don`t do anything



and I`ve never hoist the main sail

and I`ve never swabbed the poop deck

and I`ve never veered starboard, cause I`ve never sailed at all

and I`ve never walked the gang plank

and I`ve never owned a parrot.

and I`ve never been to Boston in the fall



we are the pirates we don`t do anything

we just stay at home, and lie around

and if you ask us, to do anything

we`ll just tell you, we don`t do anything



I`ve never plucked a rooster

and I am not too good at ping-pong

and I`ve never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall

and I`ve never kissed a chipmunk,

and I`ve never gotten head lice

and I have never been to Boston in the fall



(pirate captains log 2002

who be this band relient k

and why they be so full of contradictions)



we don`t know what he did

but we`re down with captain kidd

we don`t wake up before lunch

but we all eat captain crunch

we don`t smoke, we don`t chew

we watch captain kangaroo



and I`ve never licked a spark-plug

and I`ve never sniffed a stink bug

and I`ve never painted Daisies on a big red rubber ball

and I`ve never bathed in yogurt

and I don`t look good in leggings

and I`ve never been to Boston in the fall



we are the pirates who don`t do anything

we just stay at home, and lie around

and if you ask us, to do anything

we`ll just tell you, we don`t do anything



we are the pirates we don`t do anything

we just stay at home, and lie around

and if you ask us, to do anything

we`ll just tell you, we don`t do anything



[Thanks to tjturner4@comcast.net for these lyrics]