Stick It — текст песни (Keith Anderson)

Red lipstick on my blue collar
And a number in Maybelline black eyeliner
Written on a napkin in my back pocket
She found it right there, right before she washed it
Well I started back steppin`, stumblin` and stutterin`
Tellin` her where I`d been and how she was just a friend
She said you know I know that ain`t the truth
But if that`s the story you`re sticking to

You can stick it where the sun don`t shine
Gonna take her advice and hitch me a ride
Went back down to that waterin` hole
Where the cold beer flows
And the Cuervo`s gold
Suck a little salt and lime
Under that neon light
Gonna take my sorry behind
And stick it where the sun don`t shine
And have me a good time

I got a call from Woodrow, hey Bro
Your wardrobe is throw`d all over the lawn
There`s a lot of black smoke coming from your bass boat
And your old lady`s cussin` and a carryin` on
So I told Woodrow put her on the cell phone
He said I can`t Bro, she`s got me in a chokehold
Doin` that Tae Bo, I think she broke my elbow
Hello? Woodrow? Hello?
Hey, is that you baby?
Do what?

She said stick it where the sun don`t shine
Gonna take her advice and stay all night
Sit back down at this waterin` hole
Where the cold beer flows
And the Cuervo`s gold
Suck a little salt and lime
Under that neon light
Gonna take my sorry behind
And stick it where the sun don`t shine
And have me a good time