Larry`s O — текст песни (Devin Townsend)

Larry was a pessimist, I wanna be like Larry
He bore the burden of a soul that`s always burning
And says "every one should be like me!"
Well it`s easy to be an anarchist
When you`ve got record companies to pay for it
You`re no rebel if you`re playing by the rules

Larry`s O, he need no fucking dough
Anarchy`s the way, oh he`s really not that sorry
Larry`s old, and just like some little girls
Oh, I guess we all get in his way

Larry was a drunken mess, and sometimes I`d rather be like Larry
But he sees me staying sober and he`ll lose it all together
And then Larry wants to be like me

Yeah, it`s a real triumph that I seem distressed
I`m not pissed, I`m just unimpressed
And the reason I don`t care is `cause it`s all been done before
Larry`s road, it`s really getting old, am I in your way?
Oh I`m really really sorry

Larry`s old, but acts like a little girl
Oh I guess it all gets in the way
Larry knows, I`m just doing this for the dough
And you better hope this makes no money
`Cause we`ve got four album options
Larry`s O, just like him and he knows,
But, oh, the joke is getting old