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Fuck! Damnit! Another Halloween
People on Military know what this means
Houses on fire, they`re blowin up cars
Creatures in the streets, and razor blades and candy bars
I went to trick-or-treat the first house on my block
Spit in my face and gave my a rock
I tried to give it back and said I`ll take nothing instead
Turned around and walked away and felt the rock peg me in the head
Walked to the next house directly next door
There I saw an old lady dead on the floor
I said Excuse me miss, but do you have a treat?
She lifted her leg and scrapped flakes off her dead feet
I ran to the next house happy and giddy
And there I seen a fat woman holding up her titty
I said, Trick-or-treat. she sad Treat-or-trick.
And squeezed on her titty until it.....fuck it, that`s too sick
Next house up was sittin back in the woods
I was a lil frightened but fuck I want the goods
I knocked on the door I heard a knock back
And then I heard COME ON IN and yo I`m like FUCK DAT
This house belongs to Mrs. Cherry Spoon
She said, Drop your drawers and your treat is coming soon
I quickly grew a stiffy, but kept my eyes shut
A hand came out the mail chute and flicked me in the nuts
I wobbled to the next house ready for the worst
And chillin in the drive was a long black hurst
I rang the door bell and said Is anybody home
Of course little biy have a sugar coated kidney stone
I walked throught the field, and to the next crib
Her friendliness could only be in her cooking bib
I said How bout some candy. she said How bout instead,
A nice hot fresh home made loaf of yeast infection bread
My bag`s gettin heavy so I rest on the curb
And riding on his bike her comes little Larry Shurb
I snuck up behind him and kicked him off his seat
I punched him in the neck, and power bombed him in the street
Now my bag of candy has doubled in size
Up to the next house for my scary prize
I`m like trick-or-treat, trick treat tricky dick
He opened up his door slapped my lips and didn`t give me shit
Rock through his window and ran across the street
To the Dayton Mansion I`m in for a treat
I dinged on the dong, and here comes the butler
A big gumpy tall ass lurch lookin motherfucker
I said Hello Mr. is there somethin for my sack
He reached in his pocket but I think he hurt his back
It`s taking him an hour, my bag is open ready
But then he finally dropped it in my sack, a fucking penny
The next house is abandonded so forget it
But wait a minute, I think somebody`s livin in it
I ran up to the door Trick-or-treat, you can`t hide
It was a crackhead, he crawled in my bag and died
The next house is mine the last on the block
My mother`s sitting on the porch shining up her glock
I climbed on the roof with my brother Jump Steady
And we yelled HAPPY HALLOWEEN AND CLOWN LOVE! to the whole city
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