[chorus:]
y-o-u-r-e-g-a-y,you`re gay <i>[x4]
you volunteer for charity work-you`re gay
you care about the environment-you`re gay
you`re a ballet dancer-you`re gay
you`re a cake decorator-you`re gay
[chorus]
you subscribe to honcho-you`re gay
you go to fashion shows-you`re gay
you love playing hacky sack-you`re gay
you go to poetry readings-you`re gay
y-o-u-r-e-g-a-y,you`re gay
