That`s The Way You Make An Ex — текст песни (Mark Chesnutt)

I never claimed to know everything
I ain`t got no Ph.D.
But boys listen up when it comes to love
You can learn a thing or two from me

I`m no expert on makin` love work
I really can`t tell you a lot
Well I don`t know how to keep a woman around
But I sure know how to run one off

So listen to my words of no wisdom
There`s no secret to my lack of success
Once she draws the line just cross it one time
That`s the way you make an ex

I never could spell misery to well
But I know it ends with a Y
Why did I do what I did when I knew
She`d get her half and half of what`s mine

Takes more than luck to really mess up
It don`t just hapen this way
It took sacrifice and all my exwives
To get me where I am today

So listen to my words of no wisdom
There`s no secret to my lack of success
Once she draws the line just cross it one time
That`s the way you make an ex
Once she draws the line just cross it one time
That`s the way you make an ex
That`s the way you make an ex
That`s the way you make an ex