I don`t want to be
with child-molesting priests
I`d rather have fun
without those evil nuns
covet your neighbor`s ass
get kicked out of class
premarital sex isn`t right
let`s go get some ice cream tonight
Mechanical Betty Parkinson
I went to the Techny retreat
got so bored I fell asleep
Sarmiento gave me a D
I almost failed CCD
Father Lutz was obscene
got confirmed by Bernadin
what I learned I don`t know
now it`s off to hell I go
Mechanical Betty Parkinson
