Now Everybody`s Me — текст песни (Dead Milkmen)

Everybody hates Edie Brickell
All my favorite shows are on TV
All the restaurants serve my favorite food
`Cause now everybody`s me
Now my apartment`s really crowded
`Cause I live there and I`m everybody
Everybody`s sleeping with my girl
But, hey, everybody`s me
CHORUS
Now everybody`s me
Now everybody`s me
Now everybody`s me
Now everybody`s me
Everybody`s watching Married with Children
Everybody`s into beastiality
The stores stopped selling Amstel Light
`Cause now everybody`s me
Everybody loves Charles Manson
Everybody wants to set him free
Everybody`s on the parole board
`Cause now everybody`s me
CHORUS
I had to put an end to war
It didn`t make a lot of sense to shoot at myself
No moe Christians, Jews, Muslims or Amway
Salesmen
Just a whole planet of TV addicts
They had to lower all the basketball nets
`Cause everybody`s only 5 foot 3
And everybody likes to dress like a monkey
`Cause now everybody`s me
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