Billy Liar`s got his hands in his pockets 
Staring over at the neighbor`s, knickers down. 
He`s got his knickers down. 
So the summer is eternity for you? 
Sleeping in until your father`s shaking you down 
He`s shaking you down. 
And the mailroom shift gets a real short shrift 
As you dole out the packages, no-one seems to want you around 
All skulking around. 
Let you legs loss on the lino 
`Til your sinews spoil 
Will you stay here for a while, dear, 
`Til the radio plays something familiar? 
Plays smoething familiar. 
All a-drifting, he`s a nogood boyo 
Sent a-fishing for a whalebone corset frame 
(His only catch all day) 
So he sits and lets the current take him 
A gentle breeze will leave his pants in disarray 
And at his ankles laid. 
As he drifts to sleep with a moan and a weep 
He is decked by a Japanese geisha with a garland of pearls 
How she twists and twirls! 
Let you legs loss on the lino 
`Til your sinews spoil 
Will you stay here for a while, dear, 
`Til the radio plays something familiar? 
Plays smoething familiar.