Chew Water — текст песни (Five Iron Frenzy)

I dont rock the jukebox,/ or hustle the women./ I`m deep drownin` in trouble and not even swimmin`./ I can`t begin to tell you my toils, / my trouble is worse than my face being eaten off by boils./ It`s so bad i can`t even start to tell you,/ my troubles./ It`s not about a dog,/or women,/ nothin`./ What you`re gonna have to see is, I took my cousin Cletus`s chew water and I drank it./ I drunk it all up and now i`ve got cancer of the esophagus.