Methodist Coloring Book — текст песни (The Dead Milkmen)

Dean: Hey there`s a big airplane goin` by.
Rodney: Get it! Go! Go!
Some Recording Guy: It`s on the track
Rodney: Leave it! Get it on the track!
Joe: Get it! Get it! Catch it!
Dean: I got it :)

You`ve got a methodist coloring book
And you color really well
But don`t color outside the lines
Or God will send you to Hell
`Cause God hates war
And God hates crime
A` but he really hates people
Who color outside the lines

You`ve got a methodist coloring book
Don`t color outside the lines
`Cause if God doesn`t strike you with lightning
He`ll at least make you go blind
Good people get sent to the attic
Bad people will roast in the cellar
But there`s a special kind a` Hell
For those who just won`t learn to color

God is gracious, God is good
So let`s color in his book
God wears cotton, God wears rayon
He can mend a broken crayon
God is honest, He don`t take payola
Let`s all thank him for our Crayolas!

You got a methodist coloring book! (x3)
(ah..oh..oh) (x2)
You got a methodist coloring book! (x3)
(oh..oh..oh.. [a very emotional performance])

You`ve got a methodist coloring book
And you color really well
But don`t color out side the lines
Or God will send you to Hell