On my TV screen
Every Labor Day
Fuckin` Jerry Lewis
Make him go away
Make him go away
Make him go away
He`s fucked up my labor day
Make him go away
One, two, three, four!
Jerry Lewis
I`m comin` to get ya
You`re gonna run, you`re gonna hide
Jerry Lewis
This squad`s gonna get ya
And make you commit TV suicide
Give him 24 hours
He`ll do what he please
He`d be on welfare
If it weren`t for this disease
His eyes get red
And his face gets mean
I guess that`s what you get
When you take amphetamine
One, two, earth, shoe!
Jerry Lewis
I`m comin` to get ya
You`re gonna run, you`re gonna hide
Jerry Lewis
This squad`s gonna get ya
And make you commit TV suicide
In France they appreciate me
In France they know I`m a genius
(stupid Jerry Lewis noise)