(Shaggy 2 Dope)
My name is Shaggy
But some call me Shaggy Balls
Cuz you can me my ball sac
Hangin out my drawls
I wear short shorts
Bitches stop and stare
Later on you see me partin through the Cotton hair
I meet a bitch
I always gotta check and ask
How many corndogs been to the Cotton patch?
And when I fuck bitches ask what i`m tryin to do
My nuts is people so i try and stuff em in there too
Cotton Candy is wasn`t made for the mouth
Don`t believe me just take a look down South
Rottin Candy is what you`ll find with out a doubt
I stick my wang in the Cotton hole and then I`m out
Jump Steady, Rude Boy, nad Nate the Mack
They huntin Cotton
And Shaggy Shaggs knows where it`s at
So don`t be stingy
There`s more than one Wicked Clown
And bitch you got enough Cotton here to go around
Now some bitches wanna go and shave they Cotton off
Straight to the Candy
I`m wit it
I won`t get lost
That`s why I bring da clippers wit me
They comin in handy
When you fuckin round wit the Cotton Candy
(Chorus) x2
HHHHHHEEEEEEYYYYY Cotton Candy
Yeah Hey Hey
Cotton Candy don`t get wet until it`s in yo mouth she told me
(Violent J)
My name is J
The kids call me Jiggy pants
Cuz I can play the flute
And make my dick start ta dance
Like a snake I make it shake, rattle, and roll
And this year my balls made it to the Cotton Bowl
Unlike Shaggy
He scared of the Cotton Pie
I ate so much Cotton Candy
I got pink eye
I can remember the first time I had a taste
She pulled her panties down
And shoved her Cotton in my face
I said Your daddy`s home
She said So fuckin what
I tried to take my ding-a-ling and stick it in her butt
I tried to push it in
I couldn`t turn it out
She said Cotton Candy don`t get wet until it`s in yo mouth
OH SHIT!
So what was I ta do
Run like a bitch
Or have the Cotton Stew
I thought for a moment
Then I said What The Fuck!
I ate so much Cotton that my tounge came out her butt
BBBBWWWW Bitch
I`ll have another bowl
My boys had to come and get me
Cuz I lost control
On the way home I had a new attitude
I`m like
Hey let`s go eat some more pussy dude
(repeat chorus)
