Going To Graceland — текст песни (The Dead Milkmen)

Goin` to Graceland
We`re goin` today!
I`m so happy I just can`t wait!
Gonna see the place where Elvis Presley died

When we get to Graceland
We`ll have to ride a bus
We`d better watch our language
Or the guards will beat us up
We`ll get to make some cheap jokes
And buy cheaper souvenirs
If this were Disneyworld
I`d buy a pair of Elvis ears
They say it costs eight-fifty
Just to see his house
Where they keep all his records
And his fifteen foot long couch
It might seem like a rip-off
But I`m goin` anyway
We`re goin` to Graceland today

Goin` to Graceland
It`s gonna be great!
I`m so happy I just can`t wait!
Gonna see the bucket that Elvis Presley kicked

Goin` to Graceland
It`s gonna be fun
We`ll get to see all Elvis`s guns
Gonna tell us all about his favourite TV shows

Goin` to Graceland
We`ll stand in line
We`ll get to have a wild time
Gonna get to buy Love Me Tender Shampoo

When my time comes
That`s how I wanna go -
Stoned and fat and wealthy
And sitting on the bowl
Lots of people say
That it`s sad The King is gone
Well Elvis might be dead
But his cash flow lives on
I`ll be so excited
When I see the Jungle Room
Where Elvis made some records
Including Moody Blue
Graceland is callin`
And I just can`t stay away
We`re goin` to Graceland today

Goin` to Graceland
We`re gonna cut loose
There`s plenty of tourists for us to use
Gonna act real stupid and try to pick up girls

Goin` to Graceland
We`re gonna go wild
We`ll go to his grave and try to smile
Gonna buy velvet paintings and Elvis Presley forks

Goin` to Graceland
We`re goin` to Graceland (x3)

Goin` to Graceland
We`re going to Hell
We`re gonna sing Heartbreak Hotel
Gonna see the uniform that Elvis Presley wore

What are we waitin` for?
Let`s leave right now
We`re goin` to Graceland
And I don`t care how
E Pluribus Elvis
That`s what I say
We`re goin` to Graceland today