welcome to the retard ball | guitar pro tab и Mp3 — текст песни (beer softened stool)

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Date: Sat, 14 Mar 1998 23:28:56 -0500
From: Brian j. dawson
Subject: TAB: Welcome to the Retard Ball by Beer Softened Stool

tabbed by dawsonbr@zebu.cvm.msu.edu
Welcome to the Retard Ball by Beer Softened Stool
>From The Brown Album

Riff 1 riff 2
-|------------------------------|--------------------
-|------------------------------|--2/-9--9-10-11-12---
-|----------------------3--2----|--2/-9--9-10-11-12---
-|----------------------3--2----|--2/-9--9-10-11-12---
-|---2--2--2--2------2----------|---------------------
-|---0--0--0--0--0-0-0----------|---------------------

play riff 1 8x then slide riff 2 and hold

[G]Hey baby do ya wanna dance?!
[G]ya lookin` good I feel like romance!
[C]See the girl with the helmet on?!
[C]Her leg braces really turn me on!
[G]Disco lights dancin` off your hair!
[G]Take the brake off of your wheelchair!

{chorus}
[D]Welcome to the [C]Retard ball to[G]night!
[D]Welcome to the [C]Retard ball to[G]night!
[G][C][C][D]

[G]Electric Brenda shes a Mongoloid!
[G]When she gets to lovin` all the boys!
[C]They come a rollin` in their wheely carts!
[C]ya know Brenda`s gonna break thier hearts!
[G]uh oh! Someone had an accident!
[G]SMells like Marc done pooped his pants!

{chorus}
solo over verse
{chorus} 2x