[originally by Noise Addict]
[Version 1]
It may sound stupid when I say it out loud
Like I`m just jealous of his silver cloud
He looks real good he drinks diet Coke
He gets his NME`s sent by air not boat
I wish I was him
He gets the women at his feet
With all his cool friends
He gets his records for free
I wish I was him
He has no enemies
I wish I was him
He`s got six different flannel shirts
Airwalks not thongs
He even understands the words to Pavement songs
He`s got his new guitar toys
He loves Smudge and the Beastie Boys
*I wish I was him
He gets the girls at his feet
With all his cool friends
He gets his records for free
I wish I was him
He has no enemies
I wish I was him
I feel much better now I`ve let it all out
He`s got big biceps and a masculine shout
I don`t want to sound like I`m trying to be mean
But he plays guitar much faster than me
*Repeat
I wish I was him
He gets the girls at his feet
I wish I was him
He has no enemies
With all his cool friends
He gets his records for free
I wish I was him
I wish I was him
[Version 2]
Well, it may sound stupid when I say it out loud
Like I`m just jealous of his silver cloud
He`s crazy as hell, he drinks diet Coke
He gets his NME`s sent by air not boat
I wish I was him
He gets the girls at his feet
With all his cool friends
He gets his records for free
I wish I was him
He has no enemies
I wish I was him
Well, he`s got six different flannel shirts
Airwalks not thongs
He even understands the words to Pavement songs
He`s got his little fan club and his guitar toys
He loves Smudge and the Beastie Boys
*I wish I was him
He gets the girls at his feet
With all his cool friends
He gets his records for free
I wish I was him
He has no enemies
I wish I was him
Well, I feel much better now I`ve let it all out
`Cause he`s got big biceps and a masculine shout
I don`t want to sound like I`m being mean
But he plays guitar much faster than me
*Repeat
[Spoken:
Y`know he even knows the guys from Dinosaur Jr.
And he played on the first Blake Babies Album, how awesome
And you know that black stripey shirt he`s got?
Well, I`ve got the same one, except it`s red, but it`s the same, y`know
what I mean]
I wish I was him
He gets the girls at his feet
With all his cool friends
He gets his records for free
I wish I was him
He has no enemies
I wish I was him
I wish I was him
