Mini-correct — текст песни (Beautiful South The)

They say always use a condom, I say always use a whip
They say be careful where you come at night, I just shoot straight
trom the hip
When it comes to loves great fountain, I won`t just take a sip
I`ll swallow and I`ll gulp until the fountain makes me sick

So it`s me left with the baby and disease
You can`t say you didn`t want it on your hands and on your knees
You made me feel so special
Well you were especially good
I`m sorry that you misunderstood

These neatly folded corduroys hide nubber underneath
But the only rubber you have worn is that useless rubber sheath
I won`t have what I ve got for you stolen by no thief
`Cause the safest sex I`ve ever had was hanging from a tree

So you`ve left me for another pretty face
That`s not true I left you for one half the human race
Now I`m by myself
A woman who knows her place
It`s not so much the chase, it`s the race

They say treat her like a lady and she`ll treat you like her jewels
They say cruel to be kind, I just say cruel to be cruel
They say only marry once, I say only marry fools
They wouldnt`ve made the cane if you weren`t meant to break the rules

Have you told them that you`ll hurt them then be gone?
I`ve told them that I`ll hurt them if that really turns them on
You left a bitter scar
I tied those ropes too tight!
I`ll tie them loose for you tonight

When I told you that I loved you
I meant mini-correct
When I said I`d never leave you
I meant mini-correct
A ring around your finger, a chain around your neck
That was major correct