piss Aaron — текст песни (Rundgren Todd)

We figure, my daddy and me
Things are still the same, it seems
As when he lived it in his teens as a kid in school
Aaron was a junior, the class of `32
His momma called him angel,

but everybody knew he was the
King king, the gross out king
They called him Piss Aaron
They always caught him pissin` in the hall
Piss Aaron, he never would refuse when nature called

Dumb Larry from homeroom 9
Kept his locker full of weeds
Just to satisfy his smoking needs and his love of fire
Went to a game and lit a stink bomb in the bleachers
The coach, the cheer leader, and

the chem teacher, and the
Dean dean, duh dean dean was after
Dumb Larry, they always caught him smokin` in the john
Dumb Larry, you never would have missed him

when he`s gone

Chuck Biscuits, conservative-jive
The biggest pig in all the school
He would sit and smack his lips and drool

as he eyed your lunch
I left a bag in his desk one night
A raw egg sandwich and when Hungry took a bite

he had
to
Up chuck, uh up up-chuck, a`pukin`
Chuck Biscuits, they always caught him eatin`

in the class