Why is everybody always pickin` on me?The morn` that I was born
my old man beat up the doctorHe clocked the doctor cause the
doctor said I looked like ChewbaccaThe doctor said sir you`re
misled sir which infers you mistook meI did not mean your lovely
wife was shackin` up with a wookieWhat I mean is Wolverine is
less hairy than your sonHe`s looks like Chewie Baba Booey Baba
Booey and Hong Kong Phooey allin oneTo put it mild your new-born
child`s completely nutty fu-fu lookin`I`d shove him back into
the oven until he is done cookin`But why`s everybody always pickin`
on me?Cause my fifteen year-old cousin has less acneBut why`s
everybody always pickin` on me?Ain`t brushed them teeth since
1983But why`s everybody always pickin` on me?Cause you got the
grooming habits of a chimpanzeeBut why`s everybody always pickin`
on me?Cause you`re white but you got a nose like Bill CosbyWhy`s
everybody always pickin` on me?Always pickin` and rippin` apart
poor ol` Jimmy Pop AliI got a schnoz like the `Cos` but there`s
a lot more wrong with youSo back me up Bill yea and you`re ugly
tooSo what if I brush my teeth with a piece of cheddar cheeseOr
where a fish net shirt by Chams with my Sergio Valenti jeansAnd
my mirror never lies but it always verifiesI got more cheese
and pepperoni than a homemade pizza pieYou compare me to a Monchichi
but I don`t understandWhy I`m scorned like I`m deformed like
the Elephant ManAnd yea I took my mom to the prom but hey she
asked me firstBut at least this time I didn`t find my date in
the back of a hearseAbout as popular with the girls with Englebert
HumperdinkAnd that might be `cause everybody calls me Shrinky
DinkI know I`m known as Polaroid I`m not a total retardIt`s cause
I`m done in sixty seconds and you`ll still want it enlargedBut
why`s everybody always pickin` on me?Cause ya wore velour flares
until the late EightiesBut why`s everybody always pickin` on
me?Cause you run like a girl and sit down to peeBut why`s everybody
always pickin` on me?Cause your only school chum was the lunch
ladyBut why`s everybody always pickin` on me?You took your mom
to the prom but still got luckyLike that episode where Gilligan
gets sick of being teasedAnd he breaks into the Professor`s lab
and makes some LSDPeaks freaks and eats the Skipper`s brains
then beats Ginger withcoconutsAs Mr. Howell and Lovey burn alive
inside their grass hutOh he`ll kill again that Gilligan they
he should of let him beAnd like a postal clerk I`ll go berserk
if you don`t stop teasing meSee the trick is only pick on those
that can`t do you no harmLike the drummer from Def Leppard`s
only got one armThe drummer from Def Leppard`s only got one armThe
drummer from Def Leppard`s only got one armThe drummer from Def
Leppard`s only got one armThe drummer from Def Leppard`s only
got one armThe drummer from Def Leppard`s only got one armThe
drummer from Def Leppard`s only got one armThe drummer from Def
Leppard`s only got one armThe drummer from Def Leppard`s only
got one armBut why`s everybody always pickin` on me?Cause my
fifteen year-old cousin has less acneBut why`s everybody always
pickin` on me?Ain`t brushed them teeth since 1983But why`s everybody
always pickin` on me?Cause you got the grooming habits of a chimpanzeeBut
why`s everybody always pickin` on me?Cause you`re white but you
got a nose like Bill CosbyBut why`s everybody always pickin`
on me?Cause ya wore velour flares until the late EightiesBut
why`s everbody always pickin` on me?Cause you run like a girl
and sit down to peeBut why`s everbody always pickin` on me?Cause
your only school chum was the lunch ladyBut why`s everbody always
pickin` on me?Cause no one likes you monkey boy
