IF I WERE A... I`D
If I believed everything I saw on television
I`d...
Think like Brady Bunch
Eat Wendy`s for lunch
Drive a Datsun Subaru and never question much
Get a 9 to 5 never have a life
Married at 20 have 2 kids then divorce my wife
Then I`ll be a cop ! And I won`t be stopped
Power trippin` robot just chewin` off my ear
