I`m The Greatest Star — текст песни (Funny Girl)

I have 36 expressions
Sweet as pie and tough as leather
And that`s six expressions more
Than all them Barrymores put together
Instead of just kicking me
Why don`t they give me a lift
Well, it must be a plot
`Cause they`re scared that I got such a gift
Well I`m miffed
`Cause I`m the greatest star
I am by far
But no one knows it
Wait, they`re gonna hear a voice
A silver flute
They`ll cheer each toot
( Yeah, she`s terrific!)
When I expose it!
Now can`t you see to look at me
That I`m a natural Camille
As Camille I just feel, I have so much to offer
(Hey listen kid I know I`d be divine because ...)
I`m a natural cougher
[coughing sounds]
Some ain`t got it, not a lump
I`m a great big clump of talent!
Laugh, they`ll bend in half
(Did you ever hear that story about the traveling salesman?)
A thousand jokes
(Stick around for the chokes)
A thousand faces, I reiterate
When you`re gifted
Than you`re gifted
These are facts I got no ax to grind
He, what are you blind?
In all the world so far, I`m the greatest star
No autographs please
[spoken]
Do you thing beautiful girls are gonna stay in style forever
What if I say not, any minute now there` gonna be out
Finished than it`ll be my turn
[sung]
Who is the pip with pizazz?
Who is all ginger and jazz?
Who is as glamorous as?
Who`s an American beauty rose,
With an American beauty nose,
And ten American beauty toes,
Eyes on the target and wham
One shot one gunshot and bam?
He mister Keeney here I am

I`m the greatest star
I am by far but no one knows it!
That`s why I was born
I blow my horn
Till someone blows it
I`ll light up like a light
Right up like a light
I`ll flicker, then flare up, ah, ah!
All the world`s gonna stare up
Looking down you`ll never see me
Try the sky `cause that`ll be me!
I can make them cry
I can make them sigh
Some day they`ll clamor for my drama
Have you guessed yet, who`s the best yet?
If you ain`t I`ll tell you one more time
You bet yer last dime
In all of the world so far
I am the greatest, greatest star!