(I don`t deserve credit for writing this song; it was channeled
to me by an entity who claims to have been Chopin`s hairdresser.
-RR)
I`m doing my affirmations
I`m chanting my mantra each day and night
I`m doing some visualization
Seeing my aura just glowing with light
And I`m breathing real deep, sitting perfectly still
Clearing my mind as I focus my will
While listening to music from Windham Hill
`Cause I want to be enlightened
Each morning I do meditation
I become one with the whole universe
I experience self-actualization
I`m seeing a Rolfer and getting rebirthed
And I`ve given up sugar, red meat and caffeine
Wear crystals to keep all my energies clean
And of course I subscribe to New Age Magazine
`Cause I want to be enlightened
Each Monday I go to a channeler
To get some advice from the other side
On Tuesdays I get a holistic massage
And on Wednesdays I meet with my spiritual guide
I`m studying reincarnation
Finding out who I have been in the past
I`m practicing manifestation
In hopes that I might make some money at last
And I throw the I Ching at least once a day
Burn incense to keep evil spirits away
And I`m planning a trip down to old Santa Fe
`Cause I want to be enlightened
Each Thursday I go to a workshop
On opening up the unconscious mind
On Fridays I see my astrologer
And on weekends I go get my chakras aligned
I`m giving myself validation
I acknowledge myself just for being who I am
By giving up all expectation
I surrender myself to the great cosmic plan
And I`m giving myself permission to win
Learning to nurture my child within
As I read for the seventh time Out On A Limb
`Cause I want to be enlightened
Don`t you want to be enlightened?
Yes we all want to be enlightened
