I`ve Come For My Award — текст песни (The Beautiful South)

(Heaton/Rotheray)
This is the Awards for Industry and Free Enterprise
So let me sit you down and tell you how I won first prize
I took on your free enterprise and your pretty little shops
Walked in with empty bags and walked out with the lot

So I`ve come for my award, I`ve come for my award
I thought I`d come in person that`s the least I can afford
Let hands be shook
Champagne poured
Sentence ignored
Yes. I`ve come for my award

This is the Awards for Industry and Free Enterprise
Anyone want a gold watch in a ladies` size?
There`s a few more round the back
I stole them from your shop
We`ve got no more in silver, that`s all that you`d got

So I`ve come for my award, I`ve come for my award
I thought I`d come in person that`s the least I can afford
Let hands be shook
Champagne poured
Sentence ignored
Yes. I`ve come for my award

I chatted with your guards and winked at roving eye
A thousand hidden cameras were searching cross the sky
But they didn`t see me pinch them from underneath their eyes

So I`ve come for my award, I`ve come for my award
I thought I`d come in person that`s the least I can afford
Let hands be shook
Champagne poured
Sentence ignored
Yes. I`ve come for my award
Jesus was my greatest accomplice
Jesus was my greatest accomplice
Jesus was my greatest accomplice
Yes, I`ve come for my award

Hairdryer, overcoat, telly, dot-to-dot
Video, compact disc, there`s nothing we forgot
Whilst I was busy smiling my father got the lot
I`ve come for my Award