Candyland Joe — текст песни (Frogs)

Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
Candyland Joe with his ass in a sling
He won`t be doing much playing around this weekend
Nevertheless he`ll do his best
Getting it on with black chicks by the dozen
He doesn`t know the possibilities of AIDS
He`s never heard of these things
He`s been a secluded priest
All his life he`s raped the sisters
Oh, la la la la di
All the candy`s falling out of his rectum
He keeps it in his rec room to die
In the light of day all the candy melts away
Candyland Joe with his ass in a sling for this weekend
Next week he`ll be available again for business
By then, oh...