Glad I`m Not Yew — текст песни (Lunachicks)

I dont claim to ride a bike
with long black hair to show my might
I dont follow the latest styles
they make me throw up bright green bile
I dont have to shave my head
or walk around and beg for bread
I dont have big ears that stick out
or act like my parents threw me out!

Dont parade around town
or shoot up gloo that gets me down
I dont have lots of holes in my arm
and have`nt used up all my charms,
dont go to clubs `cause I think its cool,
and hang out with all the fools
so glad. oh so glad I`m not you

I dont sit in a highrise office
and think about how much money I make
I dont have a greasy toupe or walk around with hair thats fake
dont have pearls, or cars or furs
only cowboy boots, no spurs
no silk sheets apon my bed
glad I`m not you, I`d rather be dead!
I have acid wash, but no poodle hair
thats why I shot you that ugly stare
no high heels with jeans and socks
I rather have a bagel, hold the lox
no tan in the middle of winter
I`d rather have a ten foot splinter

*Chorus*