Song parody-- Johnny & Sher singing I hide you babe.
(Parody of Sonny & Cher singing I got you babe)
[Johnny (Ashcroft) & Sher (Cher) singing I hide you babe]
C: Though you ain`t young you oughta know
C: the sight of me won`t always make things grow
J: I ain`t so old to think that`s true
J: that`s why I want those curtains over you
J: Babe... I hide you babe. I hide you babe
C: You hid my boobs but folks lament
C: that lots of bucks on curtains you have spent
J: I must admit I have spent a lot
J: to keep the press from seein` what you got
J: Babe... I hide you babe. I hide you babe
C: I make men remember Spring
J: It`s not right to show your things
C: My shape is full and firm and round
J: You make geezers` pulses pound.
C: You ought to want to get a long
J: `cause lusting after justice can`t be wrong
C: So put your little hand in mine
C: And tell the world my naked bust is fine
J: Babe... I hide you babe. I hide you babe.
C: I want you to show my glands, I want you to understand
J: though you`re a part of history, you show us things we shouldn`t see
C: John, if you`d just hold me tight, surely you would see the light
J: You`re Justice, babe, and I`m your beau, I just can`t let your bosom show
J: I`ll hide you, babe