U.G.L.Y. — текст песни (Daphne and Celeste)

U.G.L.Y
You ain`t got no alibi
You ugly
Hey! Hey! You ugly X4

I saw you walking down the street just the other day
I didn`t see your damage from that far away
I should have got a clue when the kids started screaming
You walked up to me with your buck teeth a-gleaming
You hair was all frizzy and your face was a mess
I thought it was a sack but it`s your favourite dress
You hurt the trees feelings and the birds all flew
I don`t mean to insult you - Oh yes I do!

Your teeth are all yellow they`re covered in mold
You`re only fourteen you look a hundred years old
When looks were handed out you were last in line
Your face looks like where the sun don`t shine
Did you fall off a building and land on your head
Or did a truck run over your face instead
There ain`t no pill cuz you ain`t ill-
You ugly!

U.G.L.Y
You ain`t got no alibi
You ugly
Hey! Hey! You ugly X2

What you really need is to wear a mask
And book that plastic surgeon fast, girl
You`re scary you`re hairy I heard about you
You`re the main attraction at the city zoo
You`re so fat andugly with a belly full of flab
When you wear a yellow coat people shout out cab! (So funny)
You got eyes like a pig and your nose is big
And with hair like that you should be wearing a wig
Uncle Fester remember him
I never knew that you had a twin
You can`t disguise your googly eyes
In the Miss Ugly pageant you win first prize
Your mama says you ugly, you ugly

U.G.L.Y
You ain`t got no alibi
You ugly
Hey! Hey! You ugly X2

U.G.L.Y x7
Get busy X15
Your mama say you ugly X3
You ugly

U-U-U-U now I feel like vometting

U.G.L.Y
You ain`t got no alibi
You ugly
Hey! Hey! You ugly X2

Quasimodo
Camelbreath
Squarehead
~Ugly~
Chicken legs
Pigface
Chin like bubba
~Ugly~
Fish lips
Toad licker
Poindexter
~Ugly~
Spaghetti arms
Limp butt
Freakshow
~Ugly~

U.G.L.Y
You ain`t got no alibi
You ugly
Hey! Hey! You ugly X1

U.G.L.Y you could make an onion cry
U.G.L.Y like an alien chased by the F.B.I

U.G.L.Y X4
you ain`t got no alibi.. YOU UGLY!!