Celine Dion — текст песни (The Arrogant Worms)

I think I`ve got a crush on Celine Dion
The way she beats her chest when she sings a love song
There`s something about her makes me want to feed her
And I`d love to be Mister Celine Dion

She`ll sing a song in English, and she`ll sing en francais
Both the songs will suck, but I love her anyway
She`s full of emotion, I`m full of devotion
For Celine and I`ll be hers someday

Oh Celine Dion, you soft-rock my world
Won`t you please be mine Celine
I would do anything, if you`d be my girl
Oh, be my girl Celine
I sent you cards and letters, but you don`t respond
You play hard to get, but my heart goes on and on (and on and on, etc...)
I just wanna say, je aimerez
And I can see your house from my van

Oh Celine Dion, you soft-rock my world
Won`t you please be mine Celine
I would do anything, if you`d be my girl
Oh, be my girl Celine

Celine Celine
Her skin`s so soft and clean
Just like porcelain
I wish she`d slather me
With a tub of Vaseline
(That was a little creepy) I`m sorry, Celine
Celine Celine

Celine Dion