Big Wet Rag — текст песни (Rockapella)

(David Yazbek)
Everytime you have a picnic, the rain comes down
and the birdies in the trees all stop, when
you`re around.
All you gotta do is show up, and spirits sag.
Why you such a drag? You big wet rag.
All I wanted was a good time, to have some fun.
All I wanted was a picnic in the summer sun.
Maybe listen to some Beach Boys, maybe play some tag.
But you put it in the bag, you big wet rag.
And sometimes everybody`s gonna want attention.
You really push the envelope, a new dimension
Make a joke about a picnic, you ask me why.
I say in order to be funny, then you start to cry.
I`ve been stepping on these eggshells, but they always crack.
Everytime I make a gag, you beg wet rag.
I tell you everybody sometimes wants attention.
But time with you`s a bumpy drive on bad suspension.
(Stomach clenchin`, Too much tension!)
When I think about a picnic, I think of love.
When you think about a picnic, you think of bugs.
Next time someone gives a picnic, I`m going stag.
Well it rhymes with rag, you big wet rag.
I never seen your tail wag, you big wet rag.
All you ever do is nag, nag, nag, you big wet rag.
So I`m calling you a big wet rag, you big wet--