Dental Hygeine Dilemma — текст песни (Frank Zappa)





Mark volman (vocals)

Howard kaylan (vocals)

Ian underwood (keyboards, woodwinds)

Aynsley dunbar (drums)

George duke (keyboards, trombone)

Martin lickert (bass)

Ruth underwood (orchestra drum set)

Jim pons (vocals)





Bad concience:

Han min noon toon han toon han



Good concience:

No, jeff!



Bad concience:

Han toon ran toon ran toon fran min han toon ran toon nan toon fram



Good concience:

No no no!



Jeff simmons:

Man! this stuff is great! its just as if donovan himself had appeared on my very own tv with words of peace, love, and eternal cosmic wisdom. leading me. guiding me. on paths of everlasting pse

Armic negligence, in the very midst of my drug-induced nocturnal emission.



Good concience:

Oh, I am your good conscience, jeff. I know all. I see all. I am a cosmic love pulse matrix, becoming a technicolor interpositive.



Jeff simmons:

Hmm? whered you buy that incense? its hip.



Good concience:

Its the same mysterious exotic oriental fragrance as what the beatles get off on.



Jeff simmons:

I thought I recognized it. mmm, what is that, musk?



Good concience:

Jeff, I know whats good for you.



Jeff simmons:

Right. youre heavy.



Good concience:

Yes jeff, I am your guiding light. listen to me. dont rip off the towels jeff!



Bad concience:

Kiss off, you little nitwit.



Jeff simmons:

Hey man, whats the deal?



Good concience:

Dont listen to him jeff, hes no good. hell make you do bad things!



Jeff simmons:

You mean, hell make me sin?



Good concience:

Yes, jeff. sin!



Jeff simmons:

Wow!



Bad concience:

Jeff, Id like to have a word with you. about your soul.



Good concience:

No, dont listen jeff.



Bad concience:

Why are you wasting your life, night after night playing this comedy music?



Jeff simmons:

Youre right, Im too heavy to be in this group.



Good concience:

Comedy music.



Bad concience:

Jeff, your soul!



Jeff simmons:

In this group, all I ever get to do is play zappas comedy music. he eats!



Bad concience:

Jeff!



Jeff simmons:

I get so tense.



Bad concience:

Of course you do my boy.



Jeff simmons:

The stuff he makes me do is always off the wall.



Bad concience:

Thats why it would be best to leave his stern employ.



Jeff simmons:

And quit the group!



Bad concience:

Youll make it big!



Jeff simmons:

Thats right.



Bad concience:

Of course!



Jeff simmons:

And then I wont be small!



Ahmet ertegun used this towel as a bathmat six weeks ago at a rancid motel in orlando, florida, with the highest mildew rating of any commercial lodging facility within the territorial limits of

United states, naturally excluding tropical possessions. its still damp. what an aroma! this is the best I ever got off! what can I say about this elixir? try it on steaks! cleans nylons! small

T warnings! its made for the home! the office! on fruits!



Bad concience:

This is the real you, jeff. rip off a few more ashtrays. get rid of some of that inner tension. quit the comedy group! get your own group together. heavy! like grand funk, or black sabbath.



Good concience:

No, jeff. ? ? :

[? were coming]



Good concience:

Peace. love.



Bad concience:

Bollocks.



Mark volman & howard kaylan:

What can I say about this elixir?



Mark volman:

Jeff has gone out there on that stuff!



Bad concience:

He should have never have used the elixir and only stuck to the incense. oh, atlantis.



Mark volman:

That was billy the mountain, dressed up like donovan, fading out on the wall-mounted tv screen. jeff _is_ flipping out. road fatigue! weve got to get him back to normal before zappa finds out,

Teals it, and makes him do it in the movie.



Bad concience:

You have a brilliant career ahead of you my boy. just get out of this group!



Mark volman:

Howard, that was studebacher hoch, dressed up like jim pons, giving career guidance to the bass player of a rock-oriented comedy group. jeffs imagination has gone beyond the fringe of audience

Ehension.



Howard kaylan:

Jeff, jeff its me the phlorescent leech!



Mark volman:

Jeff, jeff its me, eddie!



Mark volman & howard kaylan:

Wowwww! what can I say about this elixir?



{note: the following three paragraphs are simultaneous and with wildly} {fluctuating pitch. a turntable with a detachable drive is still a useful} {tool! -cgk}



Mark volman & howard kaylan:

Put it on your steaks, uh, send it overseas, [? ? ? ? ], and put it on you surfboard so you wont slip off. try it on your [? ? ? ], and on the, the red balloons, you can blow up all balloons with

Put it on your... heh. on your pizza. put it on your shoes, tie your mic with it, and fill up your tires with it.



Use it to clean your swimming pool, sell it to your mother and tell her its a tie-die kit, you wont even believe whatll happen when you starch your shirt with it, ironing goes easier and your

Windows never looked better in your whole life. ladies and gentlemen, you can inhale it, and it makes your voice three keys higher, and you cant even stand what happens when you put it on your

As hair tonic. heh, heh. and if you ever tried it as a...



Soak your shirts in it, soak your teeth in it. let it play the piano. follow it around the block. wear it instead of jeans. bathe you puppies with it. feed it to your ducks. use it instead of ch

E in your swimming pool. breathe it. [? ] it.



What?



Wowwwwww!



What can i?



Wowwwwww!



What? what can I say about this?



Wowwwwww!



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