Will The Real Slim Shady Please Shut Up — текст песни (Christina Aguilera)

You all act like you`ve never heard a white person before

His rhymes even worse then before

Punk kid trying to be hard core

Marshall mathers is back and worse then before

Making us snore, whining into the microphone

(baby crying)

He`s the return of... oh wait. no wait

You fool.

You didn`t pay money for this cd, did you?

And dr. dre did (dre laughs).

Everything you idiot, without dre bringing you

You`re as good as dead

The world has had enough of eminem.

Jiggy jiggy

Even his girlfriends cheating on him

Look at him. walking around, living off dre

Acting cool, but he`s kinda weak though

The little twerp blasted me on his last cd. why?

Cause i turned him down for a date. heehee

As for the question about who came first.

Was it carson daly or was it fred durst?

I`m sorry slim but this is going to hurt

They both came closer then you ever will jerk

Your song is on my nerves. your song is on my nerves

Your lucky because you got more fame then you deserve

That is the message i deliver to little kids

You can become famous and never know what talent is

Of course they love you. of course they do

You are like a cartoon version of rickish roader on silver spoon

You ain`t nothing but a produst. a package to be bought up

You know, a year from now, you won`t even be thought of

So you write about dead animals and cannibals

Someday you`ll stop dating dogs and date higher mammals.

Man there are a million women just like me,

That think like me

That all can see

That slim shady is just a boy going through puberty.

So if you agree,

Scream loudly with me....



Your slim shady

Yes your the real shady.

You sound like peter brady

You get quite irritating.

Will the real slim shady please shut up

Please shut up

Your slim shady

Yes your the real shady.

You sound like peter brady

You get quite irritating.

Will the real slim shady please shut up

Please shut up