Valley Girl — текст песни (Frank Zappa and Moon Zappa)





Valley Girl
She`s a Valley Girl
Valley Girl
She`s a Valley Girl
Okay, fine
Fer sure, fer sure
She`s a Valley Girl
In a clothing store
Okay, fine...
Fer sure, fer sure
She`s a Valley Girl
In a clothing store

Like, OH MY GOD! (Valley Girl)
Like - TOTALLY (Valley Girl)
Encino is like SO BITCHEN (Valley Girl)
There`s like the Galleria (Valley Girl)
And like all these like really great shoe stores
I love going into like clothing stores and stuff
I like buy the neatest mini-skirts and stuff
It s like so BITCHEN cuz like everybody`s like
Super-super nice
It`s like so BITCHEN

On Ventura, there she goes
She just bought some bitchen clothes
Tosses her head `n flips her hair
She got a whole bunch of nothin in there

Anyway, he goes are you into S and M?
I go, oh RIGHT .
Could you like just picture me in like a
LEATHER TEDDY
Yeah right, HURT ME, HURT ME...
I`m sure! NO WAY!
He was like freaklng me out...
He called me a BEASTIE...
That`s cuz like he was totally BLITZED
He goes like BAG YOUR FACE!
I`m sure!

Valley Girl
She`s a Valley Girl
Valley Girl
She`s a Valley Girl
Okay, fine...
Fer sure, fer sure
She`s a Valley Girl
So sweet `n pure
Okay, fine
Fer sure, fer sure
She`s a Valley Girl
So sweet `n pure
It`s really sad (Valley Girl)
Like my English teacher
He`s like (Valley Girl)
He`s like Mr. BU-FU (Valley Girl)
We`re talking Lord God King BU-FU (Valley Girl)
I am SO SURE
He`s like so GROSS

He like sits there and like plays with all his rings
And he like flirts with all the guys in the class
It`s like totally disgusting
I`m like so sure It`s like BARF ME OUT...
Gag me with a spoon!

Last idea to cross her mind
Had something to do with where to find
A pair of jeans to fit her butt
And where to get her toenails cut

So like I go into this like salon place, y`know
And I wanted like to get my toenails done
And the lady like goes, oh my God, your toenails
Are like so GRODY
It was like really embarassing
She`s like OH MY GOD, like BAG THOSE TOENAILS
I`m like sure...
She goes, uh, I don`t know if I can handle this,
y`know...
I was like really embarassed.. .

Valley Girl
She`s a Valley Girl
Valley Girl
She`s a Valley Girl
Okay, fine
Fer sure, fer sure
She`s a Valley Girl
And there is no cure
Okay, fine
Fer sure, fer sure
She`s a Valley Girl
And there is no cure

Like my mother is like a total space cadet (Valley Girl)
She like makes me do the dishes and (Valley Girl)
CLEAN the cat box (Valley Girl)
I am sure
That`s like GROSS (Valley Girl)
BARF OUT! (Valley Girl)
OH MY GOD (Valley Girl

Hi!
Uh-huh (Valley Girl)
My name?
My name is Ondrya Wolfson (Valley Girl)
Uh -huh
That`s right, Ondrya (Valley Girl)
Uh -huh...
I know (Valley Girl)
It`s like...
I do not talk funny...
I`m sure (Valley Girl)
Whatsa matter with the way I talk? (Valley Girl)
I am a VAL, I know
But I live in like in a really good part of Encino so
it`s okay (Valley Girl)
So like, I don`t know
I`m like freaking out totally
Oh my God!

Hi - I have to go to the orthodontist
I`m getting my braces off, y`know
But I have to wear a retainer
That`s going to be really like a total bummer
I`m freaking out
I`m SURE
Like those things that like stick in your mouth
They`re so gross...
You like get saliva all over them
But like, I don`t know, it`s going to be cool, y`know
So you can see my smile
It`ll be like really cool
Except my like my teeth are like too small
But NO BIGGIE...
It`s so AWESOME
It`s like TUBULAR, y`know
Well, I`m not like really ugly or anything
It`s just like
I don`t know
You know me, I`m like into like the clean stuff
Like PAC-MAN and like, I don`t know
Like my mother like makes me do the dishes
It`s like so GROSS. . .
Like all the stuff like sticks to the plates
And its like, it`s like somebody elses food, y`know
It`s like GRODY...
GRODY TO THE MAX
I`m sure
It`s like really nauseating
Like BARF OUT
GAG ME WITH A SPOON
GROSS
I am SURE
TOTALLY...



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