Dead Man Blues — текст песни (Scatterbrain)

[Brogna / Christ]

I went to a doctor with a pain in my head
He said: "Tumor boy! Six months you`re dead,
It`s gonna be slow and painful
It ain`t gonna be no fun"
So I went home and decided
I`ll end it now my life`s done

Game Over, end of the ride
It`s suicide!!!

So I took out a shotgun, I put it in my mouth
I put it in too far, I gagged then ralphed
I jumped in front of a truck
I missed and only felt a breeze
Then I tried a bus, the driver stopped and said:
"Exact change, please!!!"

I survived, was still alive!

I dropped a toaster in the tub with me
It did wonders for my hair
Was gonna drive myself right off a cliff
Got lost on my way there
I took a jar of sleeping pills
But all I did was snooze
I can`t do nothing right
I got the Dead Man Blues!

Can`t get it right
I`m feeling so uptight
I can`t die I gotta wonder why
I try and try and try but I can`t die
I`ve got the Dead Man Blues
`Cause even if I win I lose

I threw a rope around the rafters
Around my neck, stood on a chair
The phone rings, my machine picks up
And guess who`s there?
It`s a message from my doctor
And he says: "Hey lucky break!
It was just a dirt on the X-ray
Whoops! I made a mistake!"

And then I slipped off the chair
And I was hanging there:
I`ve got the Dead Man Blues
`Cause even if I win I lose
The Dead Man Blues